Reasons
- 🫂 She's been my friend for many years
- 🔥 She's hot AND funny — a rare combo
- 🌟 She introduced me to Skeem & co
- 🌀 She's insane like me (this is a compliment)
- 💀 She knows men ain't shit
- 💸 Even though she can't afford my love, I give it for free
- 📖 She writes good books
- 🎉 She introduces me to fun new things
- 💅 She's hot (worth mentioning twice)
- 🦀 She's a Cancer ♋ (this explains everything)
- 🍒 She has big jubjubs
in conclusion: lana is that girl & i love her very much 💖